The Linked-list of Thoughts

“In computer science, a linked list is one of the fundamental data structures, and can be used to implement other data structures. It consists of a sequence of nodes, each containing arbitrary data fields and one or two references ("links") pointing to the next and/or previous nodes.” –Wikipedia

Today, I am posting my similar thoughts. One thought being connected to another different one but we can jump from one to other using keywords.

Well, Today while having lunch, one of the item was Brain Masala. Just looking at the menu, my thoughts jumped from Brain Masala to My friend Murti who LOVED this item. He was one of a savage consumers of this food. Once a week, the canteen at one of my previous offices had this item and that guy used to eat it like savages… “I want brains…, brains!” , he would say… “I want it allllll”. Yeah, Brains also happens to be the favorite food of zombies and by comparing my friend’s behavior when he used to eat that item to the zombies in the movies, I don’t find that much of a difference. So, this means that every zombie likes brains and every one who consumes brains as food is a zombie. right?… Since we pakis can’t eat anything without spices and gravy, the conventional brains was modified to brain masala…. WOW! Now I am going to take a look at my surrounding in a totally different way 🙂

Talking of Pakis (me being a member of the pack), I came across a discussion on the internet where someone from UK was explaining the background of the racial slur “Paki”. Though that racial word in the UK has totally different meaning in this part of the world, but one thing remains common throughout the world and it is: “Pakis are terrorists”. From the crowded metropolis of New York to the freezing ice shelves of Antarctica, the word paki brings cold shivering to who ever listens to the word…. Despite the international interpretation, our definition of the Paki started from the word “Pak” which in Persian/Arabic means “Pure”. hah! So, we are pure right?. Now coming to basic Logic:

If Paki = Pure And Paki = Terrorist,

then we can safely derive: Paki = Pure Terrorist.

WOW!… I am better than the Great John Nash… lol… I need to update this statement on my MSN display statement 🙂

Yet, the thought of MSN takes me to another node of thoughts, and that node is a sad one…. Our company has enforced a software policy which will apply as soon as you restart the PC. and that policy includes blocking of MSN. So, today will be my last day of using MSN at work… ahhhhh sad 😦

The next pointer on this node is NULL, this means that there nothing else to jump to. I am on the last node….. Its time to post this entry and get back to work.

Bye!

 

LiveJournal Tags: Linked-list,Paki,Brain Masala,Zombie,Murti,Pure Terrorist

Friendship, Men vs. Women

Friendship Among Women:

A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. Not one of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Among Men:

A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

 

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The Filmi Weekend

 

"Where have you been?", Asked a US Soldier from another one.
"To a whore house", replied the other.
"If I let you in, would you tell me where it is?", the first soldier asked.

This conversation was taking place outside a US forces compound in Iraq where one soldier had returned after a ‘personal’ mission.

I guess this dialogue was one of the few light moments in the otherwise sad war drama, The Hurt Locker. I finished off my weekend with this movie. Prior to this movie, I watched Valkyrie and Underworld – Rise of the Lycans. I bought a couple of DVDs the past week and these three were found in one of those. All three of them have been very interesting ones and kept me glued to the screen.

This has been the most idle weekend for nearly one and a half months and I took advantage of it as much as I could.

 

So, off to work I must go tomorrow and for that I have to figure out what to wear. So, its time to sign off… CYA!

The house with broken windows

The house with broken windows is hit by heavy rain,
By raging storms and tempests that make it shake in pain. 
But then the light comes flooding from the great healing sun
The house with broken windows is you, me, everyone.

 

 

 

–Dedicated to every broken window we contain. May these broken windows be repaired timely.

Relief!

Finally!!! I am through with my exams. The miracle happened this Sunday.

Yeah its been three days already but I have been busy since then. (well deserved party time – if you know what i mean ;D)

Yeah, I haven’t blogged for a whole month, so its time to catch up on things…..

stay tuned for more 🙂

Tansen & Beerbal

Tansen was a high-ranking official in King Akbar’s court. However, he had one longstanding wish – to suck the queen’s voluptuous  breast to his heart’s desire. Every time he passed the queen, he would get frustrated. He revealed his desire to Birbal one day, and begged him to do something about it.     Birbal, after much thought, agreed on the condition that Tansen could suck the breasts to his desire but later he would have to pay  Birbal 1000  gold coins for it. Tansen agreed. The next day Birbal prepared a high voltage itching lotion and poured it into the queen’s bra while she was taking a bath. Soon the itching started and grew in intensity much to the king’s anxiety. Consultations with doctors and Birbal revealed that a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure it. Birbal also added that such a saliva was only in Tansen’s mouth.   Akbar summoned Tansen and for the next 4 hours, Tansen violently sucked the queen’s breasts. Licking, biting, pressing, playing he got what he always desired. Satisfied, he returned and met Birbal, but since his mission was over, he refused to pay Birbal anything and in fact, shooed him away. Tansen of course knew that Birbal could never report this matter to the emperor since he was instrumental in it himself.       What Tansen did not know was what Birbal would do the next  day…   Birbal duly put that lotion in Emperor Akbar’s underwear !   Rest is history!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!

 

 

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