A friend of mine started what we normally call a routine forward mail. The probability of getting such a mail into a thread is around 5%. This mail turned out to be a trend setter and helped in imposing a new policy in the office which caused a temporary suspension of email services for the team.
So, hold on tight and see how things twist in a thread:
Original Mail as sent by Mr. A:
THE NEWS…………December 08, 07
This is a story of a young college girl who passed away last month in
LAHORE. Her name was SAMIA. She was hit by a truck. She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named AHMED. Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone. You used to be never found without her without hand phone. In fact she also changed her cell connection from Ufone to Mobillink, so that both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.
She used to spend half of the day talking with Ahmed. Samia’s family
knew about their relationship. Ahmed was very close to Samia’s family
as well. (Just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always
told her friends ‘If I pass away Please buried me with my hand phone’
she also said the same thing to her Parents.
After her death, people couldn’t carry her body, A lot of them tried
to do so But still cant everybody had tried to carry the body, the
results were the Same. Eventually, they called a person known to one of their neighbors, who can speak with the soul of dead person and who was a friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.
After a few minutes, he said ‘this girl misses something here.’ Then
her Friends told that person about her intentions to buried her with
her phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It was then moved easily And they then carried her into the van. All of us were shocked. Samia’s parents did not inform Ahmed that Samia had passed away.
After 2 weeks Ahmed called Samia’s mom….. Ahmed:….’Aunty, I’m
coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Don’t tell Samia that I’m coming home today, I want to surprise her.’ Her mother
replied….. ‘You come home first; I want to tell you something very
important.’ After he came, they told him the truth about Samia. Ahmed thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said ‘don’t try to fool me – tell Samia to come out, I have a gift for her.
Please stop this Nonsense’.
Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave
him proof to make him believe. (Ahmed started to sweat) He said…
‘It’s not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Ahmed was
shaking. Suddenly, Ahmed’s phone rang. ‘See this is from Samia, see
this….’ He showed the phone to Samia’s family. All of them told him
to answer. He talked using the loudspeaker mode. All of them heard
his conversation.
Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of
Samia & there is no way others could use her sim Card since it is
nailed inside the coffin. They were so shocked and asked for the same person’s (Who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help again. He brought his Master to solve this matter.
He & his master worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing
which really shocked them…
.
.
Mobilink has the best coverage. ‘Where ever you go, our network
follows!!!’
Don’t shout at me I am also looking for the person who has sent me
this mail….so what you can do.. enjoy…like i enjoyed. HAHAHAHAHA
The mail was forwarded to around 2 dozen people and one of them (Lets call him Mr. X) replied back to all the recipients with the following text:
2 old. I have read it long ago
This action compelled Mr. Y to write:
Inference:
Mobilink cheats to charge their customers by hook or by crook
So ensure the person being called is Alive by making a PTCL call first.
Soon followed by a response from Mr. Z:
haha:
Mobilink – The telecom provider from HELL
-Aur sunao
Now, the story takes a turn when Mr. W jumps in but not alone… he adds Mr. V in this thread who works at Mobilink.
Many people say it May be link , that’s actually true !
What so you have say about MAY BE LINK <ORIGINAL NAME OF Mr. V> ?
Mr. V, definitely annoyed by all this bullshit against his company, replied with:
Dear <ORIGINAL NAME OF Mr. Y> , Salam , how are you hope fi9 , firstly if you believe in these types of mails or stories then I think you are living in a fairy world , and if you believe PTCL services are better then MOBILINK then please put your cell phone in garbage or switch your network to any other network you trust.
Dear <ORIGINAL NAME OF Mr. W>-
If it’s MAY BE LINK then you is also advised to switch your network why are you still using MOBILINK? I guess you are using MOBILINK because 90% of the corporate sector of PAKISTAN uses MOBILINK services, and you think that using MOBILINK services is status symbol rite? Come on <ORIGINAL NAME OF Mr. W> broad up your thinking "Aisi choti sooch ab to chor do yaar"
Dear <ORIGINAL NAME OF Mr. Z>-
Salam, how are you dude? MOBILINK is market leaders and champions, and FYI champions always faces hurdles in getting success after and after, but they can’t be stopped by these small things or thinking, be practical dude, "Aur Sunao"
Anyways this was only a funny reply no hard feelings dudes, Please do remember me in your prayers.
Now, Mr. W thought this to be a disgrace of himself and replied back to the whole thread with:
Bas kar da <ORIGINAL NAME OF Mr. V> , When your were in <NAME OF OUR COMPANY> , you use to talk abt <NAME OF OUR COMPANY> the same way , so stop taking side of Companies which are killing you day by day , they have taken away your and mine sleep’s forever hehe !
System Engineer <ORIGINAL NAME OF Mr. V>, shabash Mobilink ka antenna pa sa birds ka nest khatam karoo to shyad signals full aynga 😛
Aur sunao…………… ! how is work man , kabhe ghaltee sa mil bhe lia karo.
While this chit chat was going on …. two ladies thought of a prank, and issued an email to Mr. X (who replied with the first comments). The comments were offensive. I don’t have the exact wording as they were sent only to Mr. X, it contained something like:
Tumhen koi kaam shaam nahi hai ?
<OUR PRODUCT NAME> ko dubona hai kia ?
Faltoo baithay ho ?
Idher aao to batati hoon….
Obviously, if you receive a comment from someone whom you dont even know, you will get furious and Mr. X decided to include the manager into this matter. Mr. Manager (who obviously was kept away from the whole thread) got more furious on seeing this and called for an urgent meeting. In that meeting he lashed away at everyone and roared and roared and roared… He asked that he had ordered the network department to keep a tight surveillance on our mails and any such inconsistency will be logged and be dealt strictly with.
Thus, a casual mail that started with a small love story ended with the bombing by the USA (the Manager) on poor japanese (thats us)