Man, i just can’t beleive it really happned. I am back after just a weekend and i have a huge pile of things that i will take out.. Yeah, Its all about cricket and more cricket and then a few final lines on the F1.
So, the headlines in the issue are:
- The BLACK DAY for Pakistan’s cricket
- Bengal Strikes Again
- The Man of Honor
- Kimi Celebrates
I had a working saturday the past weekend, i worked till half past 6 in the evening and when i arrived home an hour later, the match between Pakistan and Ireland was about to begin, Pakistani Coach Woolmer had already said that the match could be a tough one despit the fact that Irish team was playing their First Ever world cup. Pakis started their innings and got things going from the very beginning when they lost 2 quick wickets. but they never had a big partnership and the whole fucking team collapsed at 132.
I (alongwith 16 Crore Pakistani Awaam) was disappointed, but i knew that our bowlers could turn the tables and the Irish rookies would eventually end up on the losing side. Things looked as i had predicted when Ireland started losing wickets at regular intervals too. But, the losers show their colors again and they let the match slip away to the Irish. Pakistan lost the match by 3 wickets. March 17th, 2006 would certainly be named as the Black Day for the Pakistan Cricket as they showed us what they are capable of.
As expected, there was an uproar among the masses, people thrashed their curses by whatever medium they could get hands to, Phone, SMS, emails, blogs… The Pakis were being cursed everywhere. The leader of the fucked up losers "Maulana Inzimam Ul Haq Multani" blamed his incompetency on the fate. The crowd is waiting for the team to arrive home so that they could get even.
On the lighter side, this should be taken as a blessing.
Hay Irish, I am talkiing to you this time:
"Pakistan has been the biggest mentor for new cricketing nations than any other country in the world. They have lost to Zimbabwe when The Zimbabwe needed it, they lost to Bangladesh so that Bangladesh could get their big break into the International Cricket, and now its Ireland’s turn. Welcome to the International Arena, Ireland. Dont’ forget that Pakistan was the country that provided you with your Big Break"
On the same night, another upset was going to happen. This time, it was the turn of the Indian Team to be shocked as they played the Bangladesh cricket team. Indian Team fell apart in their innings and posted a modest total of 209 which the Bangladesh chased relatively easily. Indeed, i can imagine what the indian fans would be thinking but it certainly has been far lesser grief than what the fans in Pakistan are going through.
Pakistani Coach, Bob Woolmer, who was totally thrashed by the local media and public, couldn’t bear the disgrace and suffered a heart attack to which he later succumbed to. Ah, whether good or bad, he was a tender person and may his sould rests in peace. I certainly would consider him a man of honor as he preferred death over the life of disgrace. So, Inzi! whats your plan ? are you going to die a good death in Jamica or do you want to die in a suicide bombing attack when you arrive home ? coz, i know that people are totally disgusted.
Ok, enough of the cricket! The F1 season officially started yesterday with the Australian GP. I woke up at 8 in the morning just to see that race. With Kimi Raikonnen starting from the pole position and Alonso right besides him, it was expected to be a tough encounter. Kimi pushed the accelerator from the starting line and didn’t take off his foot until he crossed the chequired flag a well 7+ second ahead of Alonso. Massa started from the pits but managed to secure 6th position. Man, Massa is certianly going to be a world champion driver. I am strong faith in him.
Well, that seems to be it. A long hateful blog for the fucked up pakistani team comes to an end. No matter how much hatered i use for them, they deserve even more. Its just like being stabbed on the back by your beloved. Now, i gotta get back to work. Coz i am already behind schedule.
Till next time, Its bye bye from the enlightened moderated monarchy of Johnny-land.