~~~ The Joys of Orkut ~~~
28 04 2006Comments : Leave a Comment »
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Golden words of my Favorite Character
20 04 2006"Hey–wanna see me comb my hair really fast?"
"Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?"
"Hello, teen hotline. You’re boyfriend left ya’? Why, what are you wearin’?"
Hey you sassy thing ….you must be a shrink because only you would know I’m a legend in my own mind.
Hey baby, gimme your address and I’ll send you a picture.
I got you a birthday present ….me!
Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things ….me!
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!"
Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
"Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you’d please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze."
"Say there, pretty air mama, didn’t you see me in your dreams last night?"
"If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right!"
"Man, it must be great being you watching me!"
"Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there."
"Come and get it, ladies. I’m yours for the takin’!"
"Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin’ hunk of cyber fella?"
"Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?"
"Oh, baby! I’m going to make your dreams come true!"
"(whoosh)Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!"
"You wanna frisk me?"
"(shoom)Hey, how’d you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?"
"Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?"
"Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let’s roll in the hay."
"I’m gonna say, ‘Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?"
"I bet your name’s Mickey, ’cause you’re so fine. You’re so fine…(whack)."
"Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath."
"All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?"
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How’d you like to paint the town red with a happenin’ hipster?"
"Hey there, miss. I’m Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?"
"Whoa. Man, you’re pretty!"
(at computer)"Hey there, smart mama."
"(sniff, sniff) You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?"
"Say, how ’bout you and me sharin’ a soda right now?"
"You’re steamin’ baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you’re having fun."
"I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a capricorn, i’m a cancer!"(don’t those ads of Johnny "hitting" on the viewer crack you up? :+D)
"Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute!"
Hey baby you look like you’ve got Bravo fever and I’m just what the doctor ordered!
Hey mama a Bravo a day will keep other men away!
Oh, baby it’s time for desert ….how ’bout some Bravo beefcake.
Hey Baby, you want to play some baseball … I’ll even let you steal 2nd.
Oh momma, it’s time i let you in on a secret …..I’m Johnny Bravo!
Hey baby, don’t walk away …you’re headed in the wrong direction. My house is this way. (slap)
You foxy momma’s look like you need a bedtime story ….how about you ladies come back to my place and I’ll read you Bravo and the 3 babes. (slap) (slap) (slap)
Hey baby, If this shoe fits then i must be your cinderfella!
Well baby what’s it like looking at the man of you’re dreams?
That’s right baby ….believe it or not ….all the best men aren’t married.
Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop (or Johnnypop …whatever you prefer)?
Oh Momma, I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities.
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Anthem of the Promised Land
17 04 2006Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be
Taking everything in my stride
Don’t need reason, don’t need rhyme
Ain’t nothing I would rather do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too
I’m on the highway to hell
No stop signs, speed limit
Nobody’s gonna slow me down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody’s gonna mess me round
Hey Satan, payed my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey Momma, look at me
I’m on my way to the promised land
I’m on the highway to hell
(Don’t stop me)
And I’m going down, all the way down
I’m on the highway to hell
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Army without a GENERAL
7 04 2006I Truly appologise if you can’t understand what i want to say.
But this is true and those who have an idea of what i am going through know it exactly
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Under the single flag, they unified.
At the yell of their generals they attacked.
For years, they fought and died… but it was a good death.
The soldiers got weary and their patience started to get thin.
The reason of this attitude was the continuous exposure to failures. They were sent to various fronts but the war that they had joined didn’t seem to end.
The final blow came when they heard of a weapon so fierce that it could wipe out their very existance.
They couldn’t bear it further and one by one, they started to leave…
This chaos also affected the minds of the Genrals, and the once IRON WALLS started to crumble.
The chaos continued..
Darkness got more dark…
and suddenly, the remaining loyal troops realized that their whole chain of commanders has broken,
the commanders were no longer incharge, the soldiers were no longer following…
I guess not.
Being a soldier in such army means mental torture, the inevitable is near, soldiers don’t trust each other, they think that the one walking besides them is a traitor himself and he could dump him at any time.
or are they just mere humans who could run away for the hills to save their asses and let the low-life soldiers rot in the battleground.. ?
its time to build your ark.
Run away,
Fly away you fools.
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Windows: Virus or Not ?
6 04 20061. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this.
2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Windows does this.
3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Windows does this.
4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Windows does that too.
5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.
Same with Windows, yet again.
Maybe Windows really is a virus.
Nope! There is a difference!
Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.
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ah.. Decisions Decisions…
3 04 2006Comments : Leave a Comment »
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